Mackenzie King is my shepherd,
I am in want,
He maketh me abide by his fallacies,
He leadeth me into troubled waters,
He polluteth my soul,
He leadeth the country into destruction
For his Party's sake
For he is with me.
His diplomacy and policies they frighten me,
He prepareth a reduction in production
In the presence of mine enemies.
He anointeth my salary with taxes.
My expenses runneth over,
Surely a willy-nilly complex shall follow me
All the days of my life,
And I shall live in the shadow of Quebec Forever.